1088. The Cab Ride

Need a break from all the seriousness?

 

The Cab Ride

 

A nun gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring. He replies:¬† “I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.”

She answers,¬†“My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have,

you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or¬†ask that I would find offensive.”

“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”

She responds,¬†“Well, let’s see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.”

The cab driver is very excited and says,¬†“Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”

“OK” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.  But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

“My dear child,” says the nun, “why are you crying?”

“Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”

The nun says, “That’s OK.

My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.”


Leave a Reply

xx