1134. Latest Ministry Expansion
Latest Ministry Expansion
POSITION NAME(S)
Directors of Hiring: Sonata Goodfit & Yugota Duwright
Director of Firing: Senja Onyourway (recent immigrant from Bombay)
Placement: Wayne Abak
Collections: Uome Lotts & Anita Littlemore
Advancement: Rita Bookaday & Ima Clymer
Gambling Counselor for Muslims: Hiza bin Luzin
Disappointment Counselor: Noah Vale
Abusive Husband Investigator: Betty Beeter
Director of Security: Barb Dwyer
Dir. of Teachable Moments: A.B. Glesson
Anger Management: Ivana Shūcha
Overtime Supervisors: Spinna Longday & Tucker Dout
Healthy Eating: Bo Leemik & Anna Rexic
Financial Planning explained by an Irishman in the Outback.
Paddy bought a camel from a farmer for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the camel the next day.
In the morning he drove up and said,
“Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The camel’s died.â€
Paddy replied, “Well just give me my money back then.â€
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I’ve already spent it.â€
Paddy said, “OK then, just bring me the dead camel.â€
The farmer asked, “What are you going to do with him?â€
Paddy said, “I’m going to raffle him off.â€
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle a dead camel.â€
Paddy said, “Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.â€
A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked,
“What happened with that dead camel?â€
Paddy said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 each and made a profit of $898.â€
The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?â€
Paddy said, “Just the guy who won, so I gave him his $2 back.â€
Paddy now works for the Commonwealth Bank.